Fah reaks!

Who needs pacifiers when we have these!
Jazz Hands
At least he was wearing his seat belt!
Whats a champion with out his umbrella?
No I do not think the stump is to much at all...

Every girl should have a dream... even on her period...

Its so great that everyone could make it to graduation, even Uncle Derek came in from steroid rehab

Sara finally has something to smile about.

You guys might have a gun but I have 2 cats! Now what suckas?!

Nice leaning post there Adam!

I love my sister.

I...love...her...so...friggin...much

There is nothing like waking up and unwrapping a strange smiling family.

It should be noted that cooking is dangerous and should be done with bellies and chest hairs covered. Thanks.

This young man dressed up as an elderly Smokey the Bear.

Well she would not have cried if they had not sat her on the lap of a derranged cracked out bunny missing an ear!

Sometimes when your happy and you know it you dont have to clap your hands.

We are lawyers you can trust. Look... We like kitties.

Do you think this bow tie is to loud for this shirt??

Some girls would have been sad their prom was being held at KFC... These girls embraced it.

Everyone has a gaurdian angel... But they arent usually that much taller than you...

Mom and dads love was infectious... everywhere.

Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadnt been for the burning sensation comeing from both sides of her head.

Matching earings is where he draws the line... everybody has their standards.

I sure hope thats her boyfriend and not her brother or cousin.

Try to call me a wussy now.

No, I dont think he will develop mother issues... do you?

Hope that gave you a little giggle!

Need a little giggle?

Gangsta Treadmill

I just love how smooth he acts!

Why women stay single!

After this post and my last one I am lookin like a man basher!

The first celeb to die of swine flu!

And we all know who the carrier is!

Smile my peeps! ITS FRIDAY!!!!

Shut up!!!

Thanks Kell for the email!

The kid that started the swine flu!

Survival Guide for Pooping At The Office!!

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.
For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a poop at work:

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE : A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom.. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you.. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANAOMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees

Hope this brought a smile to your face!!!!!!!!

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