Random...

This weekend went by way to fast.

My Aunt Cheri was in town so I hung out with her!
Diego and I went out on a hot date and I kept trying to get a cute picture but we were both laughing so hard! Here is the best one. {Sad!}
I seriously should have not boughten the cookie dough from the little boy!

I made my Boo sign to go up on the neighbors doors!

I went and got my toes done did.

And I just want you to all know that Debbie and I have been hanging out every night for a week!

Seriously!

I can barely walk up the stairs but I guess its worth it!

I am very proud to say that my GUT is getting smaller.

It is still there but does not stick out as far as it used to!

I have totally given up on listening to Debbie so I mute her and Listen to Hannah Montana! She could get anybody pumped up!

Go Sam Jo!

Dearest Deb

Yo realize that exercising has consumed my life!

And I am not even looking that good!

Yes my face is getting slimmer...

and my ass is getting rounder..

{not sagging anymore}

and my boobas are getting a little smaller...

But I want weight to be dropping off me!

I know that I was not able to hang out with you last week...

But its not because I don't love you...

I just did not have a an hour to hang out!

But I walked at least two hours everyday!

{Thanks Paola!}

I even ate really healthy everyday except Friday night!

Maybe you should come and live in Sandyland where you always have to walk up hills...

then maybe you would cut me some slack!

Saturday I helped my Bestie move into her new place!

I took at least 15 trips up to the 3rd floor!

And I wasn't even that tired!

{I will give you full credit for that!}

Guess what today is Debbie?

Labor day!

My day off!

But I left my house at 7:30 to meet up with my cousins to go walk/jog!

Do I receive an A+ for that?

I actually jogged quite a bit!

And did not pass out!

But I promise you this week that we will hang out everyday!

I sort of miss you!

Now I am going to go find a walking partner for tonight!

Miss you!

Love

Sam Jo

Dumb Blonde

Debbie!

Guess what Biotch!

I am really workin out hard!

Two days this week I worked out before work, on my lunch break, and at night!

Are you proud?

You should be!

I have been eating so good!

{Except at the GNO but I only had one chocolate bar!}

I am totally seeing a difference and people from work are starting to ask what I am doing!

On Wednesday night Kelly and I decided to go on one of our walks.

We both needed to go to the library so we decided that would be the perfect work out.

{This happened to be one of the days that I had gotten up at 6:30 and worked out with your ass for 45 minutes than walked on my lunch break for a half an hour!}

I had a lot to take back so I brought my purse with twelve books in it.

We left a little later then planned.

The library closed at 9 and we rounded the corner at the bottom of the hill at 8:45!

So we JOGGED our butts to the library!!!

We walked in with 8 minutes to to closing!

Devin needed a book so we bolted across the library with sweat runnin down into our eyes.

We walked out at 9:01!

Kelly then decided we should wait a minute to walk up the ginormous hill!

Guess what Debbie...

You cant go anywhere in our town with out walking up a ginormous hill!

We decided to walk around the first hill and lengthen our walk.

Guess what we had to pass...

The cookie factory!

Ever wonder where wal mart gets there cookies?

10 streets away from my house!

It smelled so delicious!!

We then had to walk up two huge hills! We walked in the door around 9:45 and we both drank about a gallon of water!

Lets just say that I fell asleep very fast that night!

Are you proud Debbie?

You better f ing be!

I will let you know how next weeks adventures go!

Love Sam Jo

Guilty as charged!

This week I watched Hannah Montana The Movie!

And I seriously LOVED it!

Miley Cyrus is adorable!

I knew most of the songs!

{Thanks Mo for fillin up my pod with hundreds of H.M. songs!}

Dont Worry! Debbie was totally ok with me eatin snacks with her seal of approval on them!
Kelly and My fat ass!
Paola, Mindy, and Beautiful little Nikki!


Now I want to learn this dance!

Love letta!

Dear Debbie,

Can I call you Deb now?

Maybe not...

It just sounds wrong huh...

Well I just wanted to let you know what I did today!

On my lunch break I walked for 30 minutes with one pound weights!

And then my ass came home and did an hour work out with you!

But I had to switch some stuff up!

I am so sick of your voice that I had to mute you!

I then blasted my I pod to playlist I named "Gettin down with the Debster!"

I just want you to know that I lifted my legs higher, I lunged deeper, and my sit ups were perfect!

Maybe you should just play Music for everybody else?

Just sayin!

I also went on an hour walk with the size 00 Kelly!

Yes... It sucks walking with somebody that has no weight to lose but she keeps me hella entertained so its perfect!

But the downfall of the day was at the end of the walk when Kelly's little sister offered me my FAVORITE choco chip pumpkin cookies!

But I only had uno!

I should get credit for that right?

And Debbie I do need to thank you for helping me lose some weight!

It sure as hell is not falling of my ass as I walk down the street but all my pants wont stay up on my butt!

{Diego is a little disappointed with this because he is an ASS man!}

So I will see you tomorrow morning for our ab work out!

XOXO

{Not really, I just end all my letters with that}

Sam Jo

Update on Debbie

I know that I have not done a Debbie post in quite awhile but yes Debbie and I have been hanging out a little bit. My 16s will not stay up on my butt, but 14s are tight and I hate muffin tops so I will just wear the bigger size for now! I am going to exercise right now!

Dearest Debbie:

Debbie you are a liar!

You promised me that if I worked out I would not get sick!

Well guess what Debbie...

I DID GET SICK!

Now that I am feeling better I thought I would just do our stretching video tonight so that tomorrow we could jump back into our "routine."

Did you not understand that every muscle in my body has ached for days and I have done nothing but sit around like a fat a$$ for 5 whole days!

So NO, the stretching did not go over well...

So as your punishment you need to...

well I am not sure yet what your punishment should be.

Maybe you should have to gain 50 pounds over night and start out where I am!

Or maybe you should have to do 100 lunges while I eat chocolate chip cookies!

{Fat free of course!}

I dont care if I am hurtin so bad tomorrow that I want to die,

I am going to get back into my "routine."

P.S.: I talked to somebody today that has met you and has taken one of your classes.

She said that you were nice! She must be on crack!