Saturday, June 20, 2009

Prego Blonde!

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly
but I thought, 'what the heck' and I starting
jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily
from all the jumping up and down, told me
that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying
for a while so I told her, "That's great I couldn't
be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean there's more."
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said....

(You're going to love this!)

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club
and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"


Cal said...

shut up! is this for real? seriously?
I am so proud to be a blonde right now!

Emily Christine said...

Ohh my gosh. Thanks for making my night!

Sell...Party Of 3 said...

This is a joke right!? Please tell me that someone is not that stupid!???