Saturday, November 21, 2009

Switching teams...

My Twilight hysteria was brought on by my sis Mo. She read the books way before they were the most popular books on the planet. She let me borrow Twilight and New moon about two months before Eclipse hit the shelves. I got to the part in Twilight where Edward "Sparkles" in the meadow and called Mo right away. I needed to a better description because I thought this was very lame. She insisted I keep reading and that it would get better.I finished Twilight and I was freaking hooked. When Edward left her in New Moon it shattered my heart. And I could not bring myself to like Jacob. When they raced off to Italy I was just hoping the book would end they way I wanted. Yes I know that Jacob was by her side the whole time she was crushed, but in my mind Jacob was like a big and bulky line backer. Not sexy at all. And Edward was unimaginably the most gorgeous creature on this green earth. Then book three came along and I just loved it. I thought the book was good in its fight scenes and in its bring the Cullen family's history out. I loved reading all about how they were changed and what brought them together. But I was mostly waiting for Bella and Edward to finally have sex. I know that is dirty but it was time damnit! The sexual tension was to much! I hated Jacob even more in this book because he tricks Bella into feeling bad for him. And I always hated how Bella would come up with crazy schemes to escape from Edward to see Jacob. Damnit Bella... You have the sexiest man that loves you and you have to make him angry? Made no sense to me. The day book Breaking Dawn came out I ran to Wal Mart first thing in the morning and read all day. They Honeymoon chapter came up and guess what... she skipped the sex scene! I have a pretty good imagination but still... I was hoping my book was just missing a couple pages. No such luck. When Bella was finally changed and the whole story came together with Jacobs imprinting I was very happy that the love triangle was finally over.
But through this whole time I never swayed to team Jacob! That is until I saw the first preview for New Moon. When Jacob had that short hair I fell in ♥! I don't think I had switched teams yet but damn I loved to look at him.
Last night Kelly and I went to see New Moon and I am officially Team Jacob! I never liked who they chose to play Edward but I think it was even worse in this movie. I hated Bella's screaming after her dreams. Please woman. Move on. They actually made the movie very funny and all those wolves {in human form} were delish! Loved evry minute of them with out their shirts! I definitely will go see it again!

BBB and I made some shirts. Yes very whiskey tango but it made us laugh so what the hell right...

Love the Twilight pandamonium!

5 comments:

Molly Malia said...

ha! my neighbor and i are going to see it tonight... shh don't tell...

but i hear jacob is shirtless the whole movie... needless to say i'm going into this whole saga nutural.

Cal said...

Thank you, I missed you and I love your review of the movie. I have never read and I haven't seen any of the movies. You crack me up

Sell...Party Of 3 said...

Love your Whiskey Tango shirts. You guys did a good job, and I think that I would proudly wear them. LOL..

Can't wait to go, I might be going this next week.

T,A,K,E said...

Thanks for your comment! I have checked out your blog and you are so funny! I just got back from the movie. Loved it! Love your shirts they are perfect for this movie :)

Cheryl said...

Whoooo hooooooo, I am going to see it on my bday Thursday, I cant wait. I am now addicted to vampire porn and there are so many books out there, crazy!